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YOUNG MAN!! What do you think you’re doing???

Don’t you try to hide from me.  You get back here and explain what you were doing in MY PURSE young man!  You hear me?  Look at you, so hard headed… I’ve got a good mind to take you by the ear and put you over my knee! 

I know your momma taught you better manners than that.  Didn’t you know it’s bad manners to go through a lady’s purse?  Well didn’t you?  Look at me when I’m talking to you young man.  Now answer me… why were you in my purse?  You were what?  Curious?  That’s an awful big word for a little boy…. do you know what curious means?  That’s right… it means you wanted to find out something….   Well, little boy.  Since you’re so curious let’s satisfy that curiousity of yours.  Maybe If I show you what a lady keeps in her purse you won’t be so nosey next time?  Ya think?

Sit down next to me on the couch.  Good boy.  Now… look carefully.  I’m going to show you what I keep in here.   This here.. is my wallet… where I keep all my money and credit cards.  You have NO BUSINESS touching these young man!  Not ever!!    And here… here are my car keys.  And this right here… this here is called a tampon.  Maybe you’ve seen one of these before… that’s right, yes… very good, like your mommy keeps in the bathroom.  And you know why ladies keep tampons, honey?  Because when a lady has her special time of the month, she puts a tampon in her lady parts.. and that stops things from getting real messy.  You’re a little too young to understand the details honey, but one day you’ll learn all about it in school.

What?  You have already?  Well.. I guess you ARE getting to be all grown up, arent’ you.  Well since you know what tampons are for, then maybe you know what this right here is for?  Do you know?  No honey it’s not a big tampon… although it does look kinda the same.   This here is called a Vibrator.   And it makes a funny noise.  See?  Here.. let me show you. 

You hear that, honey?  Now touch it.  It feels funny right!  It tickles your hands to hold it right?  Well honey… ladies sometimes use these to tickle their lady parts, it feels reeeeeal good.  What you say, baby?  You wanna see how it works?  Well… honey.. this is somethin you really ought to wait on.  Your momma would kill me if she knew I was showin you all this stuff before you were old enough to handle it.   But I believe you.. you ARE a big boy.. you’re gettin bigger everytime I come see you.    Well… Okay… if you promise to keep it a secret I’ll show you how a lady uses a vibrator.  

Now scoot over and gimme some room, darlin.   I’m gonna open my legs real wide here to show you what I mean.  You seen your momma’s lady parts before haven’t you?  You haven’t?  Well my goodness.. but you’ve seen pictures before?   Just drawings from school?  Oh hon, you’re in for a special treat.. because there is nothin like seeing a woman’s real live lady parts up close.   The real name for it is called..  that’s RIGHT!  It’s called a vagina.  Very good.    And let me hold it open for you sweetie.. you see how I’m doin this?  I take my fingers and I spread the lips apart.  That’s right.. this things on the side right here are called the “lips”.   But they aren’t like the lips on your face honey…  nuh uhh.  And when I spread em open… you see all the pink part inside?    What you think about that, sweetie?   LOL aren’t you precious you think it looks scary….  but I promise sweetie it’s nothin scary.. its real good.  

Here… I’m gonna show you somethin else.  There’s a HOLE in here… that’s called the vaginal canal.   And you know what the hole is for, right?  That’s where the lady puts her tampon.  Or her vibrator.  Or even a man’s penis.   You’ve got a penis, honey… and one day when you’re older  you and a girlfriend can get together, and you’ll put your penis inside her vagina… right here in this hole.. .see how I reach in with my fingers, baby?  Right there.. .right at the bottom….  and it feels real good.   Mmmmmm…..  see baby.. when a lady’s vagina starts to feel real good it starts to get real moist…  that’s important for being able to put more stuff in there.

What’s that?  Why YES baby you can touch it… I don’t mind.. I want you to learn this stuff…. lord knows your momma is kinda uptight and wouldn’t show you.  Just as long as you keep it our little secret.. .Ooooo yes honey that’s right… stick your fingers in there….   and wiggle em around a little bit….  does it feel funny to you?    It feels good to me baby keep going.  And while you do that.. I’m going to play with this little button I got up here.  You see that?   It’s called the Clitoris… or the clit for short.   And this is the part that makes ladies feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeal good, sugar!    Now watch what happens while I touch it… keep wigglin your fingers in there.. in and out baby.. OooOoo yes baby thats right…  do you see what’s happening?  Do you see how the clit is starting to get bigger… like a big button startin to grow?   Mmmmmm… it feels real good baby to touch it.. or if somebody puts their tongue on it.. you can make a lady go WILD!   Yes baby wild is a good thing!!

Hold on baby… you got Miss Austin nice and moist now, so she’s gonna show you how she uses her Vibrator.   Yes baby…. now the vibrator is alot like a man’s penis, like I said… so you can put it in the hole… here sweetie.. let me show you.   I take the more pointy end of it like this…  and I put it in the lips, at the bottom…. and I push it in…. MMmMmMmmm.. you see how it just slides right in there baby?   OOoooh that feels so good baby, I can’t even tell you….  YES baby you can hold it and push it in… hold it and push it in and out for me…   just go slow …..  YES YES YES that’s right… in and out in and out… and I will play with my clit right here at the same time…. MMMmmmmmm see how wet everything’s gettin?  And how  nice and pink??   That means you’re doin it right sweetie… such a talented boy you are.. such a big smart boy!!   Oh yes!!!

Say that again, baby?  Sorry I didn’t hear you it was feeling so good…  oh.. the buzzing part.  Yes let me show you what thats for.  Here let me take it out a minute.   See here I turned it on.  It’s loud isn’t it? That’s right baby… the way its buzzing and vibrating right now, it feels really good when I hold it on my clit like this……  MMMMMMMmmm MY GOD that feels so good honey.  You see how crazy it makes me?  How it makes me move my hips around and kick my legs??  That’s the way every man needs  her lady to feel hon.  Always remember that.. get the girl real real real excited like this by playing with her lady parts…  and when she’s good and ready.. she’ll let you put your penis inside her so it will feel real good to you too. 

Now a vibrator can work on you too.. it’s not just for a lady, not necessarily.. but since you’re a boy you would have to play with it a little different way…  Mmmmm…  yes honey I can show you how.  I do wanna show you I do but I think you’re momma is gonna be home soon and we should clean up and get you in the bath and into bed…..  Don’t worry baby.. I know… I know… I’ll be over again tomorrow night and I’ll show you all about how good it can feel to play down there.   Just remember it’s our little secret honey…. 

Yes baby I know you’re sorry for going through my purse.  just know all you have to do is ask and Miss Austin will show you anything you want.  Is that a deal?   Good then it’s settled sweetie….. now give your nanny a kiss ….   Mmmmm… you know about french kissing right?  No?  My goodness.. there is so much to show you, honey… and so little time.

     AUSTIN, THE NANNY  1-888-893-5510

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