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Swinger Troubles
Well, I apologize that I’m a little slow on this entry because my husband got kind of jealous. Apparently he and his swinger match-up didn’t get along, so he came back early enough to catch my match-up fucking me on the dining room table. Instead of coming on inside and putting a stop to things, my husband sat outside the window watching while my match-up fucked me in the ass and used me all of other ways.
Once husband DID show up (afer the match-up left), he acted totally pissed and used me as a sex slave for a few days. He would make me pee into a little paper cup while standing up, the whole time he would be pinching and twisting on my nipples.
Anyway, he finally released me last night, so I got a bit of rest before writing this.
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