I got my swine flu shot recently, and it brought back a memory of a date I had that I thought you guys would be interested in.

It started out rather ordinary - dinner and a movie, then home to my place for some fun.  Being rather open-minded, I figured I’d liven things up by offering him an open ticket … “Do you have any fantasies you want to come true tonight?”

He stood there in thought for a bit before deciding on a fantasy of me being his nurse.  Okay, I could work with that, so I tossed him a light silky robe I had, told him to put it on backwards and hop into my bed while I got ready.

Well, I didn’t have any naughty nurse outfits just laying around, so I settled on a clubbing dress I had - short, white sleeveless dress with open holes scattered across the pattern.  To complete the outfit, I put on thigh-high white stockings and black clogs.

I headed into the bedroom to find my ‘patient’ nervously waiting, with the sheets pulled right up to his nose.  “Mr Smith, I’m here to check your vitals” I said, trying to act all nursey.  I took his wrist in my hand and acted like I was taking his pulse, and said “my, my … your blood pressure is way too high.  We have to do something about that.”  And with that, I flipped down the sheets, raised up his silky gown and started stroking his cock for him. 

While stroking on his cock, I acted uninterested, checking my wrist to keep track of time, or just looking at the wall or ceiling.  After a few minutes of this, I stopped, and told him that his blood presure just wasn’t going down, that I needed him to get more relaxed.  I started up again, this time bending closer to his cock, watching it intently.   I allowed his hand to wander up my thigh to the top of the stockings, and up between my legs under the dress.  As his fingers found their way to my pussy I lowered my mouth onto his dick and closed my lips over the head.  Still stroking him, I began swirling my tongue around the tip, then sucking him deeper into my mouth ever so slowly. 

I could feel his fingers start fucking my moist pussy and spread my legs apart to accomodate his thrusts.  I started stroking his shaft in time with his thrusts, my hot wet mouth sliding further and further over his pride.  Finally, I felt his body tense up, then I felt his hot load release into my mouth.  I licked and sucked until he was dry, then took his fingers from between my legs and licked them, too.  He lay there, his eyes glazed.  I leaned over right next to his ear and whispered “I do believe you’re in recovery … your blood pressure is falling.”  

Do YOU have any fantasies you want to come true tonight?  Call me …

JOANNA

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My name is Tisha, and I’m just going to come right out and say this since I’m so horny right now…I love to get fucked! I gotta juicy fat pussy that cums at the slightest touch. Nice 36C cup breast, thick thighs and a fatt ass. I’m a freak, so I like dick any way you can give it. Pussy, mouth, ass…doesn’t matter; but I love to get my pussy fucked from the back. Let me get on my knees, throw this fat yellow ass back on you, and let you slide deep inside of me. Fuck me hard with long strokes. Fuck me from the back pulling a handful of my long black hair. Fuck me real hard and deep. I know my pussy is starting to feel so good on that raw dick, but I don’t want you to cum yet. Take that dick out of me, and taste me. Taste my hot pussy. Bury your tongue inside of my walls. Lick every drop until I say STOP….Now I’m ready for more. More dick in my even wetter pussy. When I feel your tool swell with cum as you’re tearing up my insides, I make you take it out. My ass still needs some attention, so pull out of my dripping cunt, and slide right into my tight ass. Never mind my screams, I love pain. Especially pain that feels this good. Fuck my ass until you think I can’t take it anymore. Fuck me until I scream your name. Fuck me in the ass so hard that the headboard smacks the wall from all the vibration. Fuck me…Fuck me harder…harder…until you feel that load moving to your tip again. When you just cant take the feeling of my tight hot hole anymore, pull that cock out of me…but don’t cum yet. I want to turn around and catch all that nut in my mouth. Let me wrap my full lips around your tip so I don’t miss a single drop. Since I’m now gagging from your pipe that’s touching my tonsils, I don’t have time to spit out your cum, so I guess the trip down my throat will be just as sweet as it was when it swarmed around in my mouth.

I told you, I was a freak bitch! A freak bitch that loves to have her pretty pussy, fatt ass and wet mouth filled. Call me so we can see exactly what you can fill me up with next…

Tisha

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YOUNG MAN!! What do you think you’re doing???

Don’t you try to hide from me.  You get back here and explain what you were doing in MY PURSE young man!  You hear me?  Look at you, so hard headed… I’ve got a good mind to take you by the ear and put you over my knee! 

I know your momma taught you better manners than that.  Didn’t you know it’s bad manners to go through a lady’s purse?  Well didn’t you?  Look at me when I’m talking to you young man.  Now answer me… why were you in my purse?  You were what?  Curious?  That’s an awful big word for a little boy…. do you know what curious means?  That’s right… it means you wanted to find out something….   Well, little boy.  Since you’re so curious let’s satisfy that curiousity of yours.  Maybe If I show you what a lady keeps in her purse you won’t be so nosey next time?  Ya think?

Sit down next to me on the couch.  Good boy.  Now… look carefully.  I’m going to show you what I keep in here.   This here.. is my wallet… where I keep all my money and credit cards.  You have NO BUSINESS touching these young man!  Not ever!!    And here… here are my car keys.  And this right here… this here is called a tampon.  Maybe you’ve seen one of these before… that’s right, yes… very good, like your mommy keeps in the bathroom.  And you know why ladies keep tampons, honey?  Because when a lady has her special time of the month, she puts a tampon in her lady parts.. and that stops things from getting real messy.  You’re a little too young to understand the details honey, but one day you’ll learn all about it in school.

What?  You have already?  Well.. I guess you ARE getting to be all grown up, arent’ you.  Well since you know what tampons are for, then maybe you know what this right here is for?  Do you know?  No honey it’s not a big tampon… although it does look kinda the same.   This here is called a Vibrator.   And it makes a funny noise.  See?  Here.. let me show you. 

You hear that, honey?  Now touch it.  It feels funny right!  It tickles your hands to hold it right?  Well honey… ladies sometimes use these to tickle their lady parts, it feels reeeeeal good.  What you say, baby?  You wanna see how it works?  Well… honey.. this is somethin you really ought to wait on.  Your momma would kill me if she knew I was showin you all this stuff before you were old enough to handle it.   But I believe you.. you ARE a big boy.. you’re gettin bigger everytime I come see you.    Well… Okay… if you promise to keep it a secret I’ll show you how a lady uses a vibrator.  

Now scoot over and gimme some room, darlin.   I’m gonna open my legs real wide here to show you what I mean.  You seen your momma’s lady parts before haven’t you?  You haven’t?  Well my goodness.. but you’ve seen pictures before?   Just drawings from school?  Oh hon, you’re in for a special treat.. because there is nothin like seeing a woman’s real live lady parts up close.   The real name for it is called..  that’s RIGHT!  It’s called a vagina.  Very good.    And let me hold it open for you sweetie.. you see how I’m doin this?  I take my fingers and I spread the lips apart.  That’s right.. this things on the side right here are called the “lips”.   But they aren’t like the lips on your face honey…  nuh uhh.  And when I spread em open… you see all the pink part inside?    What you think about that, sweetie?   LOL aren’t you precious you think it looks scary….  but I promise sweetie it’s nothin scary.. its real good.  

Here… I’m gonna show you somethin else.  There’s a HOLE in here… that’s called the vaginal canal.   And you know what the hole is for, right?  That’s where the lady puts her tampon.  Or her vibrator.  Or even a man’s penis.   You’ve got a penis, honey… and one day when you’re older  you and a girlfriend can get together, and you’ll put your penis inside her vagina… right here in this hole.. .see how I reach in with my fingers, baby?  Right there.. .right at the bottom….  and it feels real good.   Mmmmmm…..  see baby.. when a lady’s vagina starts to feel real good it starts to get real moist…  that’s important for being able to put more stuff in there.

What’s that?  Why YES baby you can touch it… I don’t mind.. I want you to learn this stuff…. lord knows your momma is kinda uptight and wouldn’t show you.  Just as long as you keep it our little secret.. .Ooooo yes honey that’s right… stick your fingers in there….   and wiggle em around a little bit….  does it feel funny to you?    It feels good to me baby keep going.  And while you do that.. I’m going to play with this little button I got up here.  You see that?   It’s called the Clitoris… or the clit for short.   And this is the part that makes ladies feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeal good, sugar!    Now watch what happens while I touch it… keep wigglin your fingers in there.. in and out baby.. OooOoo yes baby thats right…  do you see what’s happening?  Do you see how the clit is starting to get bigger… like a big button startin to grow?   Mmmmmm… it feels real good baby to touch it.. or if somebody puts their tongue on it.. you can make a lady go WILD!   Yes baby wild is a good thing!!

Hold on baby… you got Miss Austin nice and moist now, so she’s gonna show you how she uses her Vibrator.   Yes baby…. now the vibrator is alot like a man’s penis, like I said… so you can put it in the hole… here sweetie.. let me show you.   I take the more pointy end of it like this…  and I put it in the lips, at the bottom…. and I push it in…. MMmMmMmmm.. you see how it just slides right in there baby?   OOoooh that feels so good baby, I can’t even tell you….  YES baby you can hold it and push it in… hold it and push it in and out for me…   just go slow …..  YES YES YES that’s right… in and out in and out… and I will play with my clit right here at the same time…. MMMmmmmmm see how wet everything’s gettin?  And how  nice and pink??   That means you’re doin it right sweetie… such a talented boy you are.. such a big smart boy!!   Oh yes!!!

Say that again, baby?  Sorry I didn’t hear you it was feeling so good…  oh.. the buzzing part.  Yes let me show you what thats for.  Here let me take it out a minute.   See here I turned it on.  It’s loud isn’t it? That’s right baby… the way its buzzing and vibrating right now, it feels really good when I hold it on my clit like this……  MMMMMMMmmm MY GOD that feels so good honey.  You see how crazy it makes me?  How it makes me move my hips around and kick my legs??  That’s the way every man needs  her lady to feel hon.  Always remember that.. get the girl real real real excited like this by playing with her lady parts…  and when she’s good and ready.. she’ll let you put your penis inside her so it will feel real good to you too. 

Now a vibrator can work on you too.. it’s not just for a lady, not necessarily.. but since you’re a boy you would have to play with it a little different way…  Mmmmm…  yes honey I can show you how.  I do wanna show you I do but I think you’re momma is gonna be home soon and we should clean up and get you in the bath and into bed…..  Don’t worry baby.. I know… I know… I’ll be over again tomorrow night and I’ll show you all about how good it can feel to play down there.   Just remember it’s our little secret honey…. 

Yes baby I know you’re sorry for going through my purse.  just know all you have to do is ask and Miss Austin will show you anything you want.  Is that a deal?   Good then it’s settled sweetie….. now give your nanny a kiss ….   Mmmmm… you know about french kissing right?  No?  My goodness.. there is so much to show you, honey… and so little time.

     AUSTIN, THE NANNY  1-888-893-5510

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Kevin called me, he said that he had a special night planned for me. He gave me an address and told me to be there at 8:00. He said that the door would be unlocked and to let myself in and wait in the waiting room.

I arrived at the address at 8pm. It was a clinic. The outside light was on and the door was unlocked so I let myself in. I was a little creeped out being in a clinic that time of night by myself… yet I trusted Kevin and knew that he had put some thought into this.. and that excited me.

Kevin comes through a door dressed in scrubs. He’s smiling and asks me to follow him back. I follow him and I don’t say a word. He tells me to get undressed, put on the paper gown and that the Doctor would be in shortly. Then he left the room. I was all giddy and excited. I dropped my clothes, threw on the paper thingy and hopped up onto the examination table. Kevin returned in a white lab coat and a stethoscope around his neck. I couldn’t help but smile. He introduced himself as “Dr. FeelGood”.. lol

He told me to lay back and put an arm under my head… “time for the breast exam”, he said. He put the cold stethoscope onto my nipple…sliding it in circles, making my nipple as hard as it’s ever been. Then he told me to switch arms and he took my hard nipple in his mouth and pressed the stethoscope against my other nipple. FUCK he knows how wet that makes my pussy! He got my nipples so hard and he’d bite them hard with his lips, and flick the tip of my nipple hard enough for me to cum over and over.

He got up, got between my legs and slid me down to where my ass was just a little bit hanging over the edge of the exam table. He pulled out the stirrups and placed my heels into them. He rips off my paper gown and throws it on the floor, pulls up his exam stool on wheels, sits down with his face right in my cunt. He turned the gooseneck lamp on and pointed it towards my hairy pussy. Mmmmmm, he says as his fingers start to spread my pussy lips back.. … exposing my sex in the most erotic way. He studied and experimented every square inch of me with awe and enjoyment. I never felt anything that good… ever ….. before in my life. He had me spread wide open, totally exposed, swollen with lust and ready to cum. He leans over and the first brush of his soft, wet, tongue causes me to arch my back, lift my hips off the exam table and squirt a fire hose full of my cum all over his face. He did his best to not let it go down the wrong pipe but he ended up choking anyway…lol That’s when there was a knock on the door. I jumped off the table and started to freak just a little… then Kevin smiles and says.. “relax.. that’s the rest of your surprise tonight.”

Want to know the rest of what happened that night… call me.

Mona

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