Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it got this kitten soaked.

I have to admit that although I am an exhibitionist at heart, I also enjoy a healthy amount of voyeurism as well.  I walk my dog in the late evenings just looking for prospective windows to peep into.  I take strolls in the park watching for interesting couples.  It was on such a walk that I did notice a cute couple groping quite a bit.  I saw them scuttle off the main walkway into  some bushes, and figured I found my chance to get some naturist viewing in.

  I hurried to a spot near the bushes that I figured I’d get a good eyeful, and slowly parted the branches in my bush cover to see what I could.  What I did find was the guy facing the very bush I was hiding behind, zipping down his pants.  I also noticed the girl squatting nearby as she took a whiz, but just as I saw her, here came the golden showers - a hot, steamy blast of male pee right into my face almost, splashing everywhere as it hit the leaves.  Unable to control myself, I let out a gasp and stood up, only to get the piss all down my front as I stood.  No wonder they snuck off - this guy could piss like a stallion.  He hardly even flinched, and I think he even directed more at me as he just kept pissing.  His girlfriend stood up rather quickly, and I noticed a bit of piss running down her leg from trying to stop a bit too soon.

  Well,  after Mr Stallion finally stopped pissing on me, we got to talking a little bit, and I ended up shedding my clothes right there in the bushes to let them dry while the three of us had a wild fucking time.  By the time we got done fucking and sucking, my clothes were definitely dry enough to wear home.  The whole experience, although shocking at first was very intriguing.  I think I’m going to have to do some more research into the golden showers thing.

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Well, I had about the strangest date ever this weekend.

We went out and hit the bars just to let out some steam, and somehow or other everything turned into a contest.  We tried seeing who could chug a beer fastest, who could drink more beers, who could throw darts best while drinking, who could shoot pool best while drinking, and maybe a few other contests I forgot.

The biggest contest though was the one we started with … who could go longest without peeing.  Well, by the time we left the bar neither of us had used the restroom.  we got in the car to head home, and I think he hit every bump possible on the road.  Finally it got too much, and I begged him to pull over next to a playground we were passing.  As soon as he stopped I was out of the car dashing for the nearest bush.  I barely pulled my panties aside before I started letting out a big stream of golden release.

This is where it gets kinky.  My date, who had hopped out of the car right behind me, crawled on the ground under me trying to get under my golden stream.  Okay, I thought, I’ll go with the flow (pardon the pun), and direct my pee right on him.  He looked like he was in heaven, rolling around under it like a dog with an itch on its back.   When I was finally done, he goes “Okay, now it’s your turn”, and pulls out his dick.  Not one to be outdone, I just readied myself for his hot steamy piss.  It came splashing out with so much pressure that at first it stung, but after just a second or so, it was okay, and I just let it pour all over my face and hair.  I opened my mouth, letting it splash its salty way in, then took up a mouthful and made a fountain, spl;ashing it right back at him.  By the time his stream slowed to a trickle I was soaked, but horny.  I wrapped my lips around that stiff prick and started sucking away.  If you want to hear more about this date give me a call ….

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I am a freak when it comes to nasty talk … the nastier, the better. While having sex, I need that dirty talk to tip me over the edge, and the same goes for phone sex. I just can’t get enough nasty talk. Even the slightest bit starts my juices flowing. Call me and talk dirty to me.

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My name is Tisha, and I’m just going to come right out and say this since I’m so horny right now…I love to get fucked! I gotta juicy fat pussy that cums at the slightest touch. Nice 36C cup breast, thick thighs and a fatt ass. I’m a freak, so I like dick any way you can give it. Pussy, mouth, ass…doesn’t matter; but I love to get my pussy fucked from the back. Let me get on my knees, throw this fat yellow ass back on you, and let you slide deep inside of me. Fuck me hard with long strokes. Fuck me from the back pulling a handful of my long black hair. Fuck me real hard and deep. I know my pussy is starting to feel so good on that raw dick, but I don’t want you to cum yet. Take that dick out of me, and taste me. Taste my hot pussy. Bury your tongue inside of my walls. Lick every drop until I say STOP….Now I’m ready for more. More dick in my even wetter pussy. When I feel your tool swell with cum as you’re tearing up my insides, I make you take it out. My ass still needs some attention, so pull out of my dripping cunt, and slide right into my tight ass. Never mind my screams, I love pain. Especially pain that feels this good. Fuck my ass until you think I can’t take it anymore. Fuck me until I scream your name. Fuck me in the ass so hard that the headboard smacks the wall from all the vibration. Fuck me…Fuck me harder…harder…until you feel that load moving to your tip again. When you just cant take the feeling of my tight hot hole anymore, pull that cock out of me…but don’t cum yet. I want to turn around and catch all that nut in my mouth. Let me wrap my full lips around your tip so I don’t miss a single drop. Since I’m now gagging from your pipe that’s touching my tonsils, I don’t have time to spit out your cum, so I guess the trip down my throat will be just as sweet as it was when it swarmed around in my mouth.

I told you, I was a freak bitch! A freak bitch that loves to have her pretty pussy, fatt ass and wet mouth filled. Call me so we can see exactly what you can fill me up with next…

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I was so bored last Saturday night, I figured I’d stop into a nearby sports bar and grab a bite to eat. Well, buffalo wings are alot better with beer, so I had a beer to wash them down with.
Next thing I know, I had a strong urge to go pee. I headed to the ladies’ room only to find this place had only one unisex bathroom, and it was closed. I settled up, and headed out to the parking lot … but my blader refused to be ignored. I figured that under cover of darkness, I could get away with ducking behind my car, soooo.. after a glance around, I took a quick squat.
I closed my eyes as wave after wave of golden liquid relief escaped. My eyes flew open, though, when I felt a rush of hot liquid hitting my face. There in front of me was one of the patrons I remembered from the bar, definitely drunk, peeing right on top of me … my hair, my face, my blouse … all covered in his golden stream. I had found a place so dark that he had chosen to use it as well.
For some reson this turned me on, and as his last drops came out, I made my move … I came foreward enough to start licking on his exposed cock. After his initial shock of the situation, he decided this was a good thing and stood in place enjoying the blow job. There I was … covered in pee, sucking off a stranger in a parking lot. What a turn-on.
When he was done, I hopped in my car and headed home. No words were ever exchanged, and he never even got a good look at my face.

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