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You call me with your pathetic excuse for a pecker, and expect me to make it grow for you. I have a better idea … why don’t you just stand there naked in the corner, holding your tiny little prick in your hand, and watch while I show you how much pleasure a big cock can provide. Watch me squirm with delight as I masturbate using my big, fat vibrator, or even just finger-fuck myself … even that brings me more satisfaction than your limp dick.
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  Well, this week it was the guys’ turn for the charity auction.

All that meat on display just waiting to be examined, and examine I did.  I had so much fun sticking a finger up this guy’s ass, then checking out how low the next guy’s balls hung.

  The most interesting part to me was that guys can’t hide how they feel on display.  Some guys’ dicks just sat there limp as anything and no matter what coaxing went on, they were refusing to get hard.  Those were tyhe ones that didn’t like the indignity of it all.  Others started out limp, but as they got fondled more and more, they started getting stiffer and stiffer.  This was the majority.  A few, however, started out at attention and just couldn’t seem to go down for shit.  These guys loved exposing themselves.  One of them was so big I thought he was going to pass out because all his blood had left the rest of his body just to give him a massive hard-on.

I had fun poking one guy in the ass, then fondling the next one’s balls.  Moving on to the next one and stroking his cock for a bit just to watch it rise under my touch.  I finally came to one that I fell in love with … this guy’s cock was as hard as I have ever seen a cock … he loved being on display, but the amazing thing was how small it was.  I mean, I’ve seen boys in my kindergarden class with bigger dicks.  I knew I HAD to have this one as my slave for a day, so after pretending to check out a few more packages, I went and sat down, ready for the bidding.

Most the girls bid like crazy on the bigger cocks, and the hard ones went quicker than the limp ones (no surprise there).  When it got to pee-wee’s turn, I figured I’d have no competition … boy, was I wrong.  It seemed like every girl that hadn’t bought a cock yet wanted Mr Snausage.  Maybe they figured he would be an easy slave with so little meat, I don’t know … all  I know is that I ended up spending almost twice as much as I had planned in order to win him, but win him I did.

Well, next week is my slave day, but I’m already looking foreward to the week after, when I get to play with that tiny pecker all I want.

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My name is Tisha, and I’m just going to come right out and say this since I’m so horny right now…I love to get fucked! I gotta juicy fat pussy that cums at the slightest touch. Nice 36C cup breast, thick thighs and a fatt ass. I’m a freak, so I like dick any way you can give it. Pussy, mouth, ass…doesn’t matter; but I love to get my pussy fucked from the back. Let me get on my knees, throw this fat yellow ass back on you, and let you slide deep inside of me. Fuck me hard with long strokes. Fuck me from the back pulling a handful of my long black hair. Fuck me real hard and deep. I know my pussy is starting to feel so good on that raw dick, but I don’t want you to cum yet. Take that dick out of me, and taste me. Taste my hot pussy. Bury your tongue inside of my walls. Lick every drop until I say STOP….Now I’m ready for more. More dick in my even wetter pussy. When I feel your tool swell with cum as you’re tearing up my insides, I make you take it out. My ass still needs some attention, so pull out of my dripping cunt, and slide right into my tight ass. Never mind my screams, I love pain. Especially pain that feels this good. Fuck my ass until you think I can’t take it anymore. Fuck me until I scream your name. Fuck me in the ass so hard that the headboard smacks the wall from all the vibration. Fuck me…Fuck me harder…harder…until you feel that load moving to your tip again. When you just cant take the feeling of my tight hot hole anymore, pull that cock out of me…but don’t cum yet. I want to turn around and catch all that nut in my mouth. Let me wrap my full lips around your tip so I don’t miss a single drop. Since I’m now gagging from your pipe that’s touching my tonsils, I don’t have time to spit out your cum, so I guess the trip down my throat will be just as sweet as it was when it swarmed around in my mouth.

I told you, I was a freak bitch! A freak bitch that loves to have her pretty pussy, fatt ass and wet mouth filled. Call me so we can see exactly what you can fill me up with next…

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I just spent the morning with a pathetic, useless little tiny cock attached to the biggest loser you can ever imagine.  He is old. He is fat.  He isn’t anything at all interesting to look at.  I can see why his wife wants to get rid of him and every girlfriend he’s ever had has laughed him out of bed.   He isn’t good for a damned thing excepteating me out for hours at my command.  Trust me, he knows how pointless and inept he is at pleasing anyone with his little shrimpdick.  But that tongue can do wonders!  It only makes sense, when you have so much going against you in life, you’d better figure out at least one way to make yourself useful in this world.  So, right now he’s useful for worshipping my pussy… As troll ugly as he is, it seems like I can never ever  get enough.  He licks and sucks and slurps up every drop of my cum and begs for more.  He finds my G-spot and makes me squirt almost every time. Of course I have to make sure not to look at him while he ’s going down or I might start laughing or throw up.  I can’t put my finger on it, but there is something so lame and wormy about the looks of him, it makes you want to smack him.  Maybe it’s big bug eyes.  Or the tinygrey little balding pinhead much too small for his rolypoly body.  Sometimes I get so disgusted with him Igrab him by the back of his hair and force his face into my clit until he nearly smothers.  To hear him gasp for breath … HILARIOUS.  What a little worm.  I’m sure he’s back at home with the Wifey and his 4 little fucktrophies by now.. fucking up their whole day with his mealy mouthed whining and bumbling.  But at least he can hit the pillow tonight remembering how my cum squirted up his nose and he gagged and choked and kept licking and sucking me anyway.. and he can be proud that he did that right, if nothing else today.

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