Happy New Year
Instead of making a bunch of resolutions that I wasn’t going to keep this year, I decided to make some as challenges that would be fun to complete:
1) I resolve to participate in an inter-racial orgy … I don’t care if it’s two women and a guy or if it’s five guys and me … As long as at least three races are represented.
2) I resolve to flash at least one unsuspecting person per week. It might be the postman, the boy next door, the butcher at the local store … but they have to be taken by surprise by it … It doesn’t count if I flash the boy next door enough times that he’s waiting to see when it will happen again.
3) I resolve to masturbate during each and every phone call, no matter how much my pussy throbs. Now, for all you wankers out there … this one only counts once the credit card goes through, so no fair calling just to ask if I’m masturbating.
4) I resolve to try at least one new position during sex per month. I have no idea what position it will be, since I’ve tried most the positions that I know of. If any of you guys out there have ideas on this one, give me a call.
There … that’s four resolutions that should keep me busy most the year. Happy New Year, everyone.
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