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I was heading back home this week to visit my folks for the holidays and finally got my chance to join the mile-high club.

There was a young couple sitting across the aisle from me on the plane and we started talking to pass the time.  They were heading home after a wedding and short honeymoon.  After a bit more talking, we decided it would be fun to join the mile-high club together … all 3 of us.  We tried to discreetly head back to the onboard restroom … if you haven’t tried this, it’s awfully hard to be discreet on an airplane.

We all squeezed into the stall, accompanied by funny looks from a couple of stewardesses.  The young groom dropped his pants and balanced himself standing on top of the toilet seat, and I proceeded to suck his stiff cock, bending slightly over and spreading my legs.  The bride dropped to her knees behind me and flipped my skirt up to my waist, then started tonguing my ass while reaching around and fingering my pussy.  We were in such a tight spot we couldn’t reposition or anything, but that just added to the thrill. 

Once we were all finished up and heading out, one of the stewardesses pulled me aside to lecture me about improper use of the facilities.  When I gave her a little smile, she just smirked back, and the two of us headed back into the restroom.  We had more room, and used every bit of it.  It wasn’t until I got to my parents’ house that I realized I was wearing her skirt. LOL

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I have had several calls asking for swinger advice … maybe because I am a teacher, or maybe because I actually go to swingers clubs and have had several swinger encounters.   Because of these questions that I’ve received, I decided to make a blog answering a few of them right here.

1) That gardener/ delivery boy/ UPS driver looks hot and I want him; what can I do?

answer) Just fantasize … Yes, they DO look hot, but they’re too close to home.  They know your neighbors, so unless you want your neighbors knowing your business, look, don’t touch is the best policy.

2) How do I go about finding a sex partner for a random encounter?

answer) Best thing I can offer you there is locate a big city close enough to you that you can go to once a week or month, find a hotel that’s in your price range for the number of trips you intend to make, THEN try finding a suitable partner … either by checking local papers for dates or hitting the clubs.

3) With STDs all around, how can you be sure your partner is safe?

answer) You can’t.  This is why the best sex is phone sex … no way ever to catch an STD from phone sex.  If you feel you HAVE to get laid, make sure YOU provide the protection, don’t rely on your partner.

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Usually when you read these blogs you expect some nasty story about what us phone sex girls are up to, right? Well this story is a bit different … it’s one I just happened to cum … err, come across.

I went shopping the other night (I love shopping at night - no big crowds, so I can dress … comfortable), and while pulling up to the parking stall, I noticed the car I was next to was bouncing quite a bit.  Getting out of my car, I checked the other vehicle, and sure enough, it was bouncing.  The windows had blankets covering them, and the front had a sunvisor across it (at night, a sunvisor), but while I was checking things out, one of the blankets fell away, and a big, naked ass filled the window.

Okay, this I had to see, so I just propped myself against my car and started watching the show.  This young guy was fucking the hell out of the girl in the car.  She was laying on the back seat with her knees bent to fit into the small space, and he had his legs almost bent double against the door ploughing into her like crazy.  Almost without realizing it, I had raised my sundress to gain access to my pussy, and I started masturbating right there in the parking lot while I watched them.  Sometime during this, the girl had noticed me, but I’m not sure exactly when because she never skipped a beat, just started gazing straight into my eyes.  After I noticed this, we locked eyes, and just stared at each other until all three of us climaxed.

I dropped my dress and headed into the store.  Just moments after I got into the store, the girl came in as well, with a guy that looked like he could have been the one in the car with her (I never did see his face in the car).  To my surprise, they were both in store uniforms!  This was part of the night stocker crew that stepped out for a short break.  The girl smiled at me on her way past me, but by the way she did, I knew it was our little secret … loverboy wasn’t going to find out that I had been inches away from his ass only minutes before.

“Can I help you with anything?” I heard the girl ask … and I’m sure she put a little extra emphasis on the ANYthing.  Maybe I need to go shopping more often.

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I got my swine flu shot recently, and it brought back a memory of a date I had that I thought you guys would be interested in.

It started out rather ordinary - dinner and a movie, then home to my place for some fun.  Being rather open-minded, I figured I’d liven things up by offering him an open ticket … “Do you have any fantasies you want to come true tonight?”

He stood there in thought for a bit before deciding on a fantasy of me being his nurse.  Okay, I could work with that, so I tossed him a light silky robe I had, told him to put it on backwards and hop into my bed while I got ready.

Well, I didn’t have any naughty nurse outfits just laying around, so I settled on a clubbing dress I had - short, white sleeveless dress with open holes scattered across the pattern.  To complete the outfit, I put on thigh-high white stockings and black clogs.

I headed into the bedroom to find my ‘patient’ nervously waiting, with the sheets pulled right up to his nose.  “Mr Smith, I’m here to check your vitals” I said, trying to act all nursey.  I took his wrist in my hand and acted like I was taking his pulse, and said “my, my … your blood pressure is way too high.  We have to do something about that.”  And with that, I flipped down the sheets, raised up his silky gown and started stroking his cock for him. 

While stroking on his cock, I acted uninterested, checking my wrist to keep track of time, or just looking at the wall or ceiling.  After a few minutes of this, I stopped, and told him that his blood presure just wasn’t going down, that I needed him to get more relaxed.  I started up again, this time bending closer to his cock, watching it intently.   I allowed his hand to wander up my thigh to the top of the stockings, and up between my legs under the dress.  As his fingers found their way to my pussy I lowered my mouth onto his dick and closed my lips over the head.  Still stroking him, I began swirling my tongue around the tip, then sucking him deeper into my mouth ever so slowly. 

I could feel his fingers start fucking my moist pussy and spread my legs apart to accomodate his thrusts.  I started stroking his shaft in time with his thrusts, my hot wet mouth sliding further and further over his pride.  Finally, I felt his body tense up, then I felt his hot load release into my mouth.  I licked and sucked until he was dry, then took his fingers from between my legs and licked them, too.  He lay there, his eyes glazed.  I leaned over right next to his ear and whispered “I do believe you’re in recovery … your blood pressure is falling.”  

Do YOU have any fantasies you want to come true tonight?  Call me …

JOANNA

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Okay, I blew it … I barged in where I didn’t belong and lost my boarder over it.  I admit it.  But it was soo fun while it was happening.

One of her many dates came home with her while I was in the living room, and I heard him ask her “who is THAT” while she was rushing him back to her bedroom.  Well, I figured tonight was the night I was going to try initiating a 3-some … HE sounded like HE was willing.  I changed into a flimsy little sundress with nothing underneath, grabbed a few beers out of the fridge, and headed right into her room, asking “Who’s thirsty for a beer?”  She glared at me while he popped his head up from between her legs saying “Sounds good!”  She took a beer reluctantly, as he started downing his. 

Both of them were already naked, so I took this chance to check them both out.  He had a wirey frame, tall and thin.   His dick matched his frame - long and thin like a snake.   Her nips were just as nice as I’d imagined, perfect little rosebud dots on a pink aureola field.  I also noticed she was shaved slick down at her snatch, which surprised me, since I had made it known on several occasions how I like a runway strip so as not to look too young.

While giving the beers time to take hold, I started some small talk, like “sorry about popping in, I hadn’t expected you two to be started already” … Karen had to act polite in front of her date or ruin her chances with him, while he seemed more than happy to have me join.  I raised the ante just a bit by splashing some beer onto Karen, then offering to lick it off.  Before Karen could say no I leaned over and started licking her belly and tits where the beer had splashed.  Her date got into this, and rushed up to her face, offering his snake to her open mouth.  She gobbled it in like she was trying to hide it from me, and I took that chance to bury my face between her thighs … to catch the drops of beer that had run down, of course.  *wink*

It took just a bit of encouragement for Karen to get into the flow of things, and she stretched out for easier access on my part.  She even brought one hand down to hold my face tight against her bald pussy for awhile.  I tongued her like never before, and she was writhing in ecstasy while her date was fucking the shit out of her mouth, pounding away like it was his first time.   I slid my sundress off to fit in, and we were all having a blast.  After a bit, we shifted positions and tried other things.  This continued through most of the night, changing up positions, then changing again whenever someone seemed a bit bored or cramped.  I made sure the beer kept flowing, and we all seemed to have a great time.  Once it was over, Mr LongLegs left, and Karen crumpled into my arms looking for more.  The two of us continued until she passed out, then I straightened things up before heading to bed myself.

The next morning, or afternoon rather, it was a different story.  Karen was furious over what had happened.  She packed up her stuff and moved out by sundown.  She loved it while it happened - I know she did … and she’ll think back on it alot.  I’d like to think that someday she’ll try it again, but as her choice that time.  As for me … I’m alone again … but I had fun getting there this time.

Joanna

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