Well, I had about the strangest date ever this weekend.

We went out and hit the bars just to let out some steam, and somehow or other everything turned into a contest.  We tried seeing who could chug a beer fastest, who could drink more beers, who could throw darts best while drinking, who could shoot pool best while drinking, and maybe a few other contests I forgot.

The biggest contest though was the one we started with … who could go longest without peeing.  Well, by the time we left the bar neither of us had used the restroom.  we got in the car to head home, and I think he hit every bump possible on the road.  Finally it got too much, and I begged him to pull over next to a playground we were passing.  As soon as he stopped I was out of the car dashing for the nearest bush.  I barely pulled my panties aside before I started letting out a big stream of golden release.

This is where it gets kinky.  My date, who had hopped out of the car right behind me, crawled on the ground under me trying to get under my golden stream.  Okay, I thought, I’ll go with the flow (pardon the pun), and direct my pee right on him.  He looked like he was in heaven, rolling around under it like a dog with an itch on its back.   When I was finally done, he goes “Okay, now it’s your turn”, and pulls out his dick.  Not one to be outdone, I just readied myself for his hot steamy piss.  It came splashing out with so much pressure that at first it stung, but after just a second or so, it was okay, and I just let it pour all over my face and hair.  I opened my mouth, letting it splash its salty way in, then took up a mouthful and made a fountain, spl;ashing it right back at him.  By the time his stream slowed to a trickle I was soaked, but horny.  I wrapped my lips around that stiff prick and started sucking away.  If you want to hear more about this date give me a call ….

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