Archive for October, 2009
Panty Sniffing
I went to another Swingers party this week - I figured being Halloween week it would be crowded, and I was right. I found a young man that appealed to me, and turned on the charm. Sure enough, it didn’t take long before he was very excited about the prospect of spending time with me.
He offered to take me lingerie shopping the next day as our day together, which I readily agreed to. Next day, he picked me up at my place, and we headed to the malls. The one thing he hadn’t mentioned about the lingerie shpping was that he was going to be in the dressing room with me while I changed. As I would slide into a pair of panties, he would trace them with his tongue. I could feel the warm dampness and his hot breath pushing through the material and it got me sooo hot. As the day went on, he would stand behind me and cup one breast with his hand while using his cock to rub over the panties.
Finally I just couldn’t take anymore, and turned to face him. Pulling my panties to one side, I mounted that firm rod and started grinding my hips into his while he pushed me against a wall to hold me up. What happened next was slam-bam, up-against-the-wall thank-you-ma’am sex. We fucked so hard in there that the whole booth nearly toppled over, I think. It felt like it. By the time we were through, my head was spinning and my pussy throbbing. We staggered out of there to see a crowd of shoppers staring at us. As we emerged, they started cheering and clapping. The most embarrassing part was putting the soaked pair of panties on the counter to be rung up, with half the staff standing there and grinning.
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No commentsI AM HORNY
OMG! I am so horny I can hardly see straight.
Thanks to the economy, I took in a female boarder to help make ends meet, and she is driving me crazy!
She’s a petite blonde with a huge rack on her, and she’s always running around in these short tee-shirts and tiny panties. She brings home guys pretty regularly, and they don’t wear very much while running from her bedroom to the bathroom, or sometimes while out lounging in the living room. She says she’s straight, that she needs dick to make her happy, but if things don’t change soon, I’m going to introduce her to Mr. Strap-On.
As it is now, I go to bed finger-fucking myself, just thinking about what she was wearing that day. I guarantee any callers that I’m going to have one sopping-wet pussy when you call, because I’m going around all day fingering myself.
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No commentsA Birthday Wish
Okay, my birthday’s coming up soon … right around the corner, so to speak, and I was thinking that I want a boob job for my birthday. What do you guys think? Should I get a boob job so I can have some big ol’ nasty titties, or do you prefer me with my natural set of peaches? What would you want me to do in order to ‘earn’ my new boobies, or how would you convince me not to upgrade? Give me a call …
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No commentsShoe Shopping
I love shoes, especially pumps or mules. Shoes you can dangle off the tip of your big toe and swing it enticingly back and forth. Shoes that people can hear the clack-clack-clack of your approach before they can see you.
Sooo… I went shoe shopping the other day and had a blast. I had that salesman on his knees in front of me for hours. Of course I made sure he enjoyed himself as well - I gave him several chances for gratuity glances up my skirt to my panties that just kept getting wetter and wetter.
After unsuccessfully trying on dozens of shoes - there was ALWAYS something or other wrong with every pair - the salesman said they were getting the very shoe I wanted in a shipment scheduled to arrive after hours, and if I came back that evening he would have them, and would open the shop just for me. Uh-huh, I’ve heard that story before.
Call me to see how that turned out.
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No commentsDouble Penetration

This weekend I had a blast…omg I had the most craziest fucking sex ever. There were these two guys fucking the shit out of me and I loved it! One of the guys had his cock up my big round ass, while the other one had is big black cock in my mouth. It felt great with shit loads of creamy thick cum down my throat, and cum flowing through my ass. I just enjoyed how Rob had me bent over fucking my tight ass hole..he really was ruff with me , he fucked me so hard with his 10-inch cock I felt like my ass-hole was being ripped apart, but it felt great at the same time. I also love sucking dick and this guy dick tasted so good, it sent chills up and down my spine. I am also looking forward to next week, part two of this orgy!
TISHA
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No commentsJim’s Birthday
Some of you remember me talking about how I first met Jim and Kayla. Well, it was Jim’s birthday a few days ago, and Kayla wanted my help in giving him a birthday he would remember.
Kayla had chosen a toga theme, making Jim “Emperor for a day”, and the two of us would be his toga-dressed hand-maidens that would serve him grapes and such at his bidding, so when he got home from work, she got him dressed up in his Emperor clothes, then led him downstairs to the living room where I had set up their coffee table with wine, grapes, cheeses and small cuts of cake, and I was waiting there dressed in a tiny toga that hardly covered anything. He started getting the picture as a big smile came over his face, and he made himself comfortable on the rug next to the coffee table while I poured his wine into a “goblet” and started to serve him some cheese squares. Kayla took this chance to run up and change into her toga, which was even skimpier than mine, if that’s possible.
Once Kayla rejoined us, we had fun feeding him while rubbing on each other, making everything as sexy-looking as we could. When the platter and wine was getting close to empty, I crawled down on all fours and burrowed my way up inside his Emperor robes to find his hard shaft, then I lowered my wine-soaked lips onto it and started giving him my best blow job. Kayla, meanwhile, had climbed onto the coffee table directly in front of him and began masturbating for his viewing pleasure. He seemed to enjoy what he saw, because he was squirting a huge load of creamy hot jizm into my mouth in no time. As I milked his rigid cock dry, I felt Kayla’s tongue on my ass, which was sticking almost straight into the air, with the rest of me covered by Jim’s robes.
Well, things just kept progressing from there, and I must say that Kayla came up with a birthday that NONE of us would forget. Call me if you want to hear more … I remember it like it was yesterday.
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No commentsPissing Contest
Well, I had about the strangest date ever this weekend.
We went out and hit the bars just to let out some steam, and somehow or other everything turned into a contest. We tried seeing who could chug a beer fastest, who could drink more beers, who could throw darts best while drinking, who could shoot pool best while drinking, and maybe a few other contests I forgot.
The biggest contest though was the one we started with … who could go longest without peeing. Well, by the time we left the bar neither of us had used the restroom. we got in the car to head home, and I think he hit every bump possible on the road. Finally it got too much, and I begged him to pull over next to a playground we were passing. As soon as he stopped I was out of the car dashing for the nearest bush. I barely pulled my panties aside before I started letting out a big stream of golden release.
This is where it gets kinky. My date, who had hopped out of the car right behind me, crawled on the ground under me trying to get under my golden stream. Okay, I thought, I’ll go with the flow (pardon the pun), and direct my pee right on him. He looked like he was in heaven, rolling around under it like a dog with an itch on its back. When I was finally done, he goes “Okay, now it’s your turn”, and pulls out his dick. Not one to be outdone, I just readied myself for his hot steamy piss. It came splashing out with so much pressure that at first it stung, but after just a second or so, it was okay, and I just let it pour all over my face and hair. I opened my mouth, letting it splash its salty way in, then took up a mouthful and made a fountain, spl;ashing it right back at him. By the time his stream slowed to a trickle I was soaked, but horny. I wrapped my lips around that stiff prick and started sucking away. If you want to hear more about this date give me a call ….
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