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Yesterday afternoon my computer started acting up. In a frenzy, I called my friend, Mary, and asked if her husband (a computer techie) could take a look at it.
He came over in the evening after work, and started in on my computer.
Watching him intently, I started imagining how he would look under those clothes. I started getting involved with what he was doing, brushing against him ever so slightly while asking questions.

I offered him a drink, which he accepted. While in the kitchen getting his beer, I loosened my robe that I had on, and slipped out of my panties … the only thing on under the robe. As I handed him the beer, I noticed his eyes travelling over my body, and knew the sparks had started.
I sat on the edge of the desk, leaning back slightly as I drank my beer. I allowed him to let his eyes roam while he thought I didn’t see him. I made sure he could tell there was nothing on under the robe.
As he finished up, putting the cover back on the computer, I knew it was time to make my move. Giving him a very seductive look, I reached between his pants legs, and rubbing his crotch gently, I said “There IS something else I need you to fix.”
Giving me a wicked grin, he said “I thought you’d never ask.”, and we headed back toward the bedroom.
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psst … don’t tell Mary.

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YOUNG MAN!! What do you think you’re doing???

Don’t you try to hide from me.  You get back here and explain what you were doing in MY PURSE young man!  You hear me?  Look at you, so hard headed… I’ve got a good mind to take you by the ear and put you over my knee! 

I know your momma taught you better manners than that.  Didn’t you know it’s bad manners to go through a lady’s purse?  Well didn’t you?  Look at me when I’m talking to you young man.  Now answer me… why were you in my purse?  You were what?  Curious?  That’s an awful big word for a little boy…. do you know what curious means?  That’s right… it means you wanted to find out something….   Well, little boy.  Since you’re so curious let’s satisfy that curiousity of yours.  Maybe If I show you what a lady keeps in her purse you won’t be so nosey next time?  Ya think?

Sit down next to me on the couch.  Good boy.  Now… look carefully.  I’m going to show you what I keep in here.   This here.. is my wallet… where I keep all my money and credit cards.  You have NO BUSINESS touching these young man!  Not ever!!    And here… here are my car keys.  And this right here… this here is called a tampon.  Maybe you’ve seen one of these before… that’s right, yes… very good, like your mommy keeps in the bathroom.  And you know why ladies keep tampons, honey?  Because when a lady has her special time of the month, she puts a tampon in her lady parts.. and that stops things from getting real messy.  You’re a little too young to understand the details honey, but one day you’ll learn all about it in school.

What?  You have already?  Well.. I guess you ARE getting to be all grown up, arent’ you.  Well since you know what tampons are for, then maybe you know what this right here is for?  Do you know?  No honey it’s not a big tampon… although it does look kinda the same.   This here is called a Vibrator.   And it makes a funny noise.  See?  Here.. let me show you. 

You hear that, honey?  Now touch it.  It feels funny right!  It tickles your hands to hold it right?  Well honey… ladies sometimes use these to tickle their lady parts, it feels reeeeeal good.  What you say, baby?  You wanna see how it works?  Well… honey.. this is somethin you really ought to wait on.  Your momma would kill me if she knew I was showin you all this stuff before you were old enough to handle it.   But I believe you.. you ARE a big boy.. you’re gettin bigger everytime I come see you.    Well… Okay… if you promise to keep it a secret I’ll show you how a lady uses a vibrator.  

Now scoot over and gimme some room, darlin.   I’m gonna open my legs real wide here to show you what I mean.  You seen your momma’s lady parts before haven’t you?  You haven’t?  Well my goodness.. but you’ve seen pictures before?   Just drawings from school?  Oh hon, you’re in for a special treat.. because there is nothin like seeing a woman’s real live lady parts up close.   The real name for it is called..  that’s RIGHT!  It’s called a vagina.  Very good.    And let me hold it open for you sweetie.. you see how I’m doin this?  I take my fingers and I spread the lips apart.  That’s right.. this things on the side right here are called the “lips”.   But they aren’t like the lips on your face honey…  nuh uhh.  And when I spread em open… you see all the pink part inside?    What you think about that, sweetie?   LOL aren’t you precious you think it looks scary….  but I promise sweetie it’s nothin scary.. its real good.  

Here… I’m gonna show you somethin else.  There’s a HOLE in here… that’s called the vaginal canal.   And you know what the hole is for, right?  That’s where the lady puts her tampon.  Or her vibrator.  Or even a man’s penis.   You’ve got a penis, honey… and one day when you’re older  you and a girlfriend can get together, and you’ll put your penis inside her vagina… right here in this hole.. .see how I reach in with my fingers, baby?  Right there.. .right at the bottom….  and it feels real good.   Mmmmmm…..  see baby.. when a lady’s vagina starts to feel real good it starts to get real moist…  that’s important for being able to put more stuff in there.

What’s that?  Why YES baby you can touch it… I don’t mind.. I want you to learn this stuff…. lord knows your momma is kinda uptight and wouldn’t show you.  Just as long as you keep it our little secret.. .Ooooo yes honey that’s right… stick your fingers in there….   and wiggle em around a little bit….  does it feel funny to you?    It feels good to me baby keep going.  And while you do that.. I’m going to play with this little button I got up here.  You see that?   It’s called the Clitoris… or the clit for short.   And this is the part that makes ladies feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeal good, sugar!    Now watch what happens while I touch it… keep wigglin your fingers in there.. in and out baby.. OooOoo yes baby thats right…  do you see what’s happening?  Do you see how the clit is starting to get bigger… like a big button startin to grow?   Mmmmmm… it feels real good baby to touch it.. or if somebody puts their tongue on it.. you can make a lady go WILD!   Yes baby wild is a good thing!!

Hold on baby… you got Miss Austin nice and moist now, so she’s gonna show you how she uses her Vibrator.   Yes baby…. now the vibrator is alot like a man’s penis, like I said… so you can put it in the hole… here sweetie.. let me show you.   I take the more pointy end of it like this…  and I put it in the lips, at the bottom…. and I push it in…. MMmMmMmmm.. you see how it just slides right in there baby?   OOoooh that feels so good baby, I can’t even tell you….  YES baby you can hold it and push it in… hold it and push it in and out for me…   just go slow …..  YES YES YES that’s right… in and out in and out… and I will play with my clit right here at the same time…. MMMmmmmmm see how wet everything’s gettin?  And how  nice and pink??   That means you’re doin it right sweetie… such a talented boy you are.. such a big smart boy!!   Oh yes!!!

Say that again, baby?  Sorry I didn’t hear you it was feeling so good…  oh.. the buzzing part.  Yes let me show you what thats for.  Here let me take it out a minute.   See here I turned it on.  It’s loud isn’t it? That’s right baby… the way its buzzing and vibrating right now, it feels really good when I hold it on my clit like this……  MMMMMMMmmm MY GOD that feels so good honey.  You see how crazy it makes me?  How it makes me move my hips around and kick my legs??  That’s the way every man needs  her lady to feel hon.  Always remember that.. get the girl real real real excited like this by playing with her lady parts…  and when she’s good and ready.. she’ll let you put your penis inside her so it will feel real good to you too. 

Now a vibrator can work on you too.. it’s not just for a lady, not necessarily.. but since you’re a boy you would have to play with it a little different way…  Mmmmm…  yes honey I can show you how.  I do wanna show you I do but I think you’re momma is gonna be home soon and we should clean up and get you in the bath and into bed…..  Don’t worry baby.. I know… I know… I’ll be over again tomorrow night and I’ll show you all about how good it can feel to play down there.   Just remember it’s our little secret honey…. 

Yes baby I know you’re sorry for going through my purse.  just know all you have to do is ask and Miss Austin will show you anything you want.  Is that a deal?   Good then it’s settled sweetie….. now give your nanny a kiss ….   Mmmmm… you know about french kissing right?  No?  My goodness.. there is so much to show you, honey… and so little time.

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My husband Gary started hosting poker parties once a week. He would invite home people from work … friends, clients … whoever struck his fancy.
While he and the boys played cards, I would serve the chips and drinks, the whole time wearing a very short nightie and heels. Usually, me being dressed like that would be enough to distract the guys, and Gary would walk away the big winner for the night.
One particular night, though, this one nerdy dude just couldn’t lose. He’d draw a straight flush while his oversized glasses were falling off his nose staring at me.
As Gary’s luck went sour, the rules started changing. When Nerdy Dude would win, he could either take the pot or get a lapdance from yours truly. Of course, he’d take the dance.
Well, the other two guys weren’t just going to sit and watch, so they had to get involved. Next thing I knew, I was naked, with my belly on the cold poke-her table. Nerdy Dude was banging me from the back. I was jacking one guy, sucking my husband’s dick while the fourth masturbated. Give me a call if you want to hear the whole story.

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Yesterday I was out in my back yard and I saw my next door neighbors loading up their car to go on a weekend trip. Apparently their 19 year old son decided he was not going. I had on some really skimpy shorts, especially for an old lady like me. I had noticed on several occasions their son watching me, while I was out gardening.

After his parents left, I invited him over for a glass of lemonade. I’m sure you know what I had on my mind. I was a bit horny, seeing as how I had not had sex in a few days. That’s a long time for me to go without having my cunt licked and fucked. I could tell their son (Tommie) had the hots for me. I have gotten used to the fact that young men want to fuck me. Young men and women !!

After I fixed him a glass of lemonade, I told him I was going to take a shower, and to wait for me. After taking off my we sweaty gardening cloths, I got in the shower. When I stepped out, Tommie was sitting on the toliet seat sniffing my dirty panties.

I said, Tommie, if I had known what you liked, I would not have taken a shower. He asked, if he could keep my panties, I told him sure. But, he would have to lick my ass and cunt really good, if he didn’t want me to tell on him. After all, nothing is ever free .. LOL !!

He said, “Mrs. Megan I have been wanting to eat you out front and back, ever since we moved next door.”

I said, “You know Tommie, I have been wanting your hot sexy body from day one also.”

Next thing I knew we were on my bed. I sit in his face and he licked and sucked me like a pro. I sucked his young hot cock until he came. He put so much cum in my mouth, I had a hard time swallowing it all. My, he was such a hot young thing. I still had not cum yet, and he told me to stay on his face.

All of a sudden I started peeing in his mouth, I could not help it, being an older lady. He did not mind at all. Told me not to stop. When I saw how much he liked it, I kept it up. Of course that let me know that he would be my sex slave from then on.

I decided to enslave him even further and I strapped on my huge black dildo, and made him suck it. He pretended as if he did not like sucking but I could tell he did.

I then oiled it up and made him bend over and spread the cheeks of his ass and started fucking him with it. I was very delighted when he came all over my bed spread. I sucked his young cock until he got hard again, then I took him in my cunt and we fucked until dawn. Whew !!

I could not get enough of that sweet cock. He ended up spending the entire weekend with me. Dale didn’t mind, and besides he was away on business anyway.

I have a really naughty secret about the other things we did that weekend, which was part of his training, to be the perfect sex slave. Call me and I’ll tell you all about it. *Winks*

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Megan ..

oooooo…I ate quite the hot dog for lunch when I popped out of the office around noon today for a quick bite.  I was standing in line waiting to pay for my sandwich at the deli and spotted this hot, young, very white Navy guy in uniform giving me the eye a bit further back in the line.  We exchanged smiles and I am pretty forward so I waited outside the door until he had paid.  He seemed pretty glad to see me when he stepped out the door and we had a little conversation and boy was there chemistry there.  We decided to have lunch together in the park across the street and found ourselves a nice, out-of-the-way bench to park on and eat.  Well, one thing let to another and before we had finished, my sandwich wasn’t the only thing I was eating.  And, lol, everyone talks about black guys and their major meat assets…this white boy was hung!  If you’re interested in the details of our little snack time or what I said when I got back to the office and the boss said to me, “Leslie, looks like you have a little bit of ice cream or something on your face,” give me a call.  Or maybe YOU have something you’d like to tell ME.  I am all ears…or mouth…or whatever…;)

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