I already started to learn where things are around here...THIS is where you Mom keeps all her cleaning supplies, right?

Honey, you're going to have to get used to me, I don't believe in wearing panties.

So anyway, your Mom and I knew each other in college.  We're old friends.  I never got married or had children of my own.

I would rather take care of other people's kids.

Ah, in these upper cabinets, your Mom keeps the dry goods ... right?

Right Honey?  .... Honey?

Oh my, your face has turned red as a beet!

You have no reason to be embarrassed honey.

I'm just going to sit up here on the counter while you tell me all about yourself.

Do you have a girlfriend?

NO????  A good looking young man like yourself doesn't have a girlfriend.  hmmm, That's hard to believe.

You certainly have grown up to be a handsome man.  You really don't look like a boy anymore.

Gosh, the last time I saw you, you were just a baby.  I remember changing your diaper!  

There you go getting all embarrassed again!

This will REALLY embarrass you then... lol

But, the last time I changed you, your little erection made you pee right in my face!

You know what baby doll?

I do believe we are going to have one HECK of a time while I'm here.

Just remember baby, if you need ANYTHING, just ask!